Arthur Highgate, the bastard son of the renowned admiral Duke Reginald Harrison Highgate the IV of Icarus III, the young space explorer, and 1st mate of Brock Rostman's vessel, Righteous Fire.
Arthur took to the stars as soon as he came of age as there was nothing for him on Icarus III except to scramble for the leavings of his legitimate half-brothers. He sought out a life among other bastards, villains, rogues and other generally degenerate folk. His goal? To one day acquire the title "Rogue Trader" and truly become a ruler, a position denied him on Icarus III. But his real desire in taking to the stars, more than finding comraderie among other like-minded rogues, more than the prospect of a stellar empire, is the chance to make it with freaky alien chicks.
Ever since he was a young adolescent he would look up at the stars in the night sky and imagine the multitudes of weird-looking alien babes aching to be taught the concept of human love. "It's a galaxy filled with hot xeno mamas," his father, the Duke, would tell him on those rare moments he found the time to talk to his bastard. "Your life is before you, opportunity abounds son, you have to go out there and take it. You have to go out there and make it with a green alien. Now, go play in the garden while your mom and I have adult fun time."
Yes, to make it with a nasty alien babe, that is the loftiest of dreams and Arthur is determined to make it a reality.
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